Dear AMA,
Please do not try to sell things to me by telling me how expensive they are in terms of lattes. I don’t drink coffee. I drink water and chew wintermint gum. I wouldn’t need any of these things if I hadn’t been getting up at 4AM. I don’t mind being there early, really. I just don’t want you trying to sell me things that others consume so that they can manage the work hours.
Love,
A bedraggled third year medical student
